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Tiny Penis Humiliation: Really? Tell Me Again, That Measurement?

Small Penis Tease

You're Shitting Me With Your Cock Size, Right!


Did I hear that right? Your penis is how small? I didn’t think it was possible for a cock size to be that tiny. Really? Tell me again, that measurement? I’m in complete disbelief. There’s no reason why a grown man should have a cock the size of a newborn baby’s penis. It’s like you were never visited by the Cock Fairy. He completely ignored you when he was passing out penises. I’m sure you’ve had your fair share of hot chicks laughing at you.

Oh well, I guess it’s true. I mean, a ruler doesn’t lie and my ruler tells me you simply just don’t measure up. It’s not like I had to use a ruler anyway to tell me that you have a micropenis. Besides, I would have to have something to grab on to in order to measure it, but there’s not a lot there. I had to squint just to see your dick. It’s no bigger than an inch worm.

There’s nothing I can do for you except add you to my humiliation list. Your cock isn’t long enough to fuck either one of my holes. The tiny penis keeps slipping out of my hand so jerking you off is of no use. I sure the hell am not going to put it in my mouth. One suck and I’m liable to suck the fucker right off.

So, it’s settled. You will be humiliated by me. As I go down my humiliation list and see you have requested to spend time with me for tiny penis phone sex, a smile comes over my face. I have got to let you know that it’s not right to have such a small pecker. Men were meant to have dicks, not clits. Make sure to have your ruler ready so you can measure that inch worm penis and tell me your pathetic cock size over and over again. I can use the laugh.

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