I Need My Magnifying Glass
Bring out the magnifying glass because it’s time for the little dick parade! Hundreds of inferior men with tiny peckers are on display and you are right there in the middle of them all. It’s time to find out which among the pitiful pecker club has the smallest cock. No doubt it will be you since all you really have in that location is a little clit.
I can’t help but notice your cock is so small it doesn’t even flop around when you walk past me. It just stays there, stiff as a board. At least I think that’s your cock. I’m going to need my magnifying glass to determine if you can really consider that short flap of skin on your crotch a dick.
Does it excite you to hear me and all of my mistress girlfriends laughing at your tiny penis? I would think it would embarrass you to have me hold up your little pecker with my thumb and index finger while giving you verbal humiliation. Yes folks, I think we have a winner! You have the smallest cock of them all.
Now it’s time for you to receive some real tiny penis humiliation. Call me or one of my phone sex girlfriends so we can have a great time laughing at your wee little winkie…if we can find it.
