Can You Measure Up? Of course not.
Hey you with the little dick. Has your tiny penis caused you a lifetime of embarrassment? I can see why. I have a lipstick case that’s bigger than the tiny pecker you have in your pants. I bet it’s not even 3 inches when it’s fully erect. How are you supposed to please anybody with that poor excuse for a penis? If power and respect was based on your dick size, you’d be in a world of trouble.
I know you probably feel like the biggest loser with the smallest dick on Earth. You might be thinking about calling me to lift your spirits. I hate to tell you, but I’m not going to make you feel any better. Matter of fact, I’m going to break you down and possibly make you cry for toting that pathetic penis around…if you can even call it a penis. I don’t think it’s any longer than a clit!
We both know that calling me will result in a session of small cock humiliation, but isn’t that what makes your pindick hard? Go ahead and stroke your tiny baby clitty if you can actually grab on to it or better yet, find it. Save yourself some embarrassment and just slip your hand down your pants to fiddle with your dicklet. Please don’t pull it out. Exposing your little dick might cause me to give you a little verbal humiliation or laugh in your face.
