Inadequate Penis Humiliatrix
There are so many ways to tell you, your cock is small. You have a short stick, tiny pecker, pygmy dick, and the list goes on. Or just laughing in your face when you pull down your pants is a good way to tell you the truth. Your penis length is inadequate. No woman in her right mind would want to touch or even look at that tiny little thing.
Unless you get a cock extension or plastic surgery on your pecker, you should get used to the fact that you will never fuck a pussy. Not because no girl would want to. Your small penis just can’t reach it. Your little pecker is only useful for one thing and that’s a good laugh. If you’re ever in need of cheering someone up, just pull out your cock and that should get a few chuckles. Really, your cock should be nicknamed, “comic relief”.
When you call our phone sex service, our hardcore humiliatrix will be alerted that you have a small cock. Once you tell her your actual dick size, expect silence for a couple of seconds, followed by a roar of uncontrollable laughter. She may then administer punishment for having to waste her precious time talking to a tiny cock loser like you. There’s nothing more embarrassing than putting a ruler up against your little pecker, then smacking your balls with it after finding out how tiny your cock really is.
So grab your tweezers and present your teeny weenie peter to your mistress. Don’t squeeze too hard or it just might come off. Since your penis length is inadequate, she might have you perform embarrassing tasks or even publicly humiliate you. You deserve it. It’s a shame you are carrying around that baby dick. No real man should have a penis that small.
