Ok, it’s tiny penis humiliation day, and we’re all about bringing out the LOL’s at your expense. We get soooo many calls about your little bitty junk that we can’t just very well sit around and ignore it- even if we can’t see it.
It cracks us up so much, too, when you can’t even confess to our dispatcher that you are looking for tiny penis humiliation in the first place because you realize when you pick up the phone how pathetic that really is. We say that not to discourage you though! Oh no- quite the opposite. We deemed today the day to serve as a reminder of sorts!
Laughing at your little dick, as served up by one of our humiliatrixes is totally within the realm of our phone sex expertise! We’re trying to tell you, explicitly because many of you are a little self conscious, that for THE FIRST TIME IN your LIFE you have found the PERFECT FIT for your penis!
It’s not a vagina, of course- but many of you have come to terms with the tragic reality that a perfect fitting vagina for your inadequacy is as much of a pipe dream that winning, say, American Idol is.
Pick up the phone and carpe diem- tiny penis humiliation day that is!
LOL’s all the way, but it’s ok pin prick, really. Confess, embrace, pride.
