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“Dear Humiliatrix”- Advice for Chronic Masturbators & Humiliation Phone Sex All Around Losers

It is funny how many people see our phone sex humiliatrixes as some sort of confidant or counselor, and although we are always up for administering a hardcore humiliation phone sex session, we are also women first, and you know women (probably better than other men because you’re always the “friend”, right?)- we love giving advice.

It is only natural, then, that we offer you some sage and profound wisdom regarding your situation (be it a tiny penis, small cock ‘issue’, money wasted on penis enlargement “product”, or the other general phone sex loser traits we stumble upon daily), so let us introduce to you “Dear Humiliatrix- Advice and Perspective From the Women Behind the Humiliation Phone Sex Hotline”. Today’s entry is dedicated to some of our most pathetic boys- you chronic masturbators and all around losers. The core of our advice? PLAYING WITH IT DOESN’T MAKE IT GROW LOSER- but keep it up because it does grow our PORTFOLIO. Read on as we explain.

Playing with your puny prick is not going to make it grow! In fact, you might be wearing it down, as often as you rub it and pull it and stroke it. Not that that is going to make you stop – or even slow down. No, you’re a little dick loser and what you need to do is to get used to the fact that you’re a little dick loser. Resign yourself to the pointing, the giggles, the outright laughter, because that’s the only reaction that inferior equipment like yours will bring. Oh, fine, you might run across the occasional woman who will pity your runty rod, but you can’t count on pity fucks for a full sex life. To find out the next step in your little dick loser program, call our little dick humiliation phone sex humiliatrixes now.

From the mouths of babes- little dick loser taunting babes that is.

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