I Know It's Gross, But I Don't Care
You called our sissy phone sex line because your wife wants you to eat your own cum. Your cock is just way too small. It can barely get erect enough to be more than just an enlarged clit. She is fed up and she’s not going to take your shit any longer. So from now on, you are going to be forced to jerk off because she’s not going to let you touch her pretty pussy anymore. Your punishment for having such a tiny pindick will be to eat your own cum.
What was that? Did you just say no? That’s not an option, fucker. You either eat your own cum or get your little cock locked up for life. Your phone sex wife will have no problem slapping a chastity belt around your tiny pecker so you can’t jerk off ever again. So you better change your attitude about cum guzzling fast. Eating cum is an acquired taste. The first time you do it, you may gag a bit. You may even vomit, but you will get through it. Let that creamy jizz slide past your taste buds and down your throat. You will learn to love the taste of your own cum. If you still have a problem, here’s a little secret.
Go out and buy a jelly donut. Drive home, or better yet, just use the restroom at the bakery. That way, if you fuck this up, you won’t have to go far to purchase another donut. Pull out your teeny micropenis and put it in the little hole where the baker inserts the jelly into the donut. It fits perfectly doesn’t it? Congratulations! You finally found a hole small enough to feel like a day old virgin around your tiny pecker. Fuck that donut until you blow your pathetic load inside of it. Now it really does have a creamy filling. On your knees and open wide! Gobble gobble. Doesn’t that cum filled donut taste so good?
Now run home and tell your wife you have succeeded. I’m sure she’d like to know that you are cool with eating your own cum now. By now, you should feel better about guzzling your creamy jizz. That would put a smile on her face.
