Bad Boys Wear No Clothes!
You know, I would say laughing at your little dick is the highlight of my day, however, I cannot seem to find your tiny cock.. where is it? Did you lose your sissy clit nub on the way to the phone, right before you called me for little dick humiliation?
No surely that can’t be it, so you sent me a picture, and I’m looking at it, but I don’t see a tiny cock here, even. I see a belly button penis. That’s what I’m going to call your little nub. It’s the perfect size for a sissy clit, but my goodness it’s even smaller than my clit!
I feel sorry for you, or at least I will when I stop laughing, you must be tormented by women, and you’re probably still a virgin aren’t you? I mean honestly you’ll never be able to fuck anyone with that little dick, tsk tsk, poor thing.
Perhaps you’d be better off as a girl, we can dress you up in cute little outfits and pimp you out on a street corner, you’d make a very cute girl too, and you wouldn’t have to do much, just lay on your back and let the real men fuck you.
