You're Still A Virgin?
Let me make sure I heard this right. You’re almost 30 years old and you’re still a virgin? It can’t be. You are a fairly good looking man. You have a high paying job, which means you have a nice house and a fancy car. You eat at the finest restaurants, wear expensive clothes, and take extravagant vacations. You seem to be with a different girl every time I turn around. So what is the problem? Are you saving yourself for marriage?
You want to have sex, but you can’t find a willing participant. Why is that? Let me guess. Your make out skills turn women off? If they don’t like the way you kiss, surely they won’t like the way you fuck. No, that can’t be it. Hmm, let’s see. You become a total spaz around women? Do you say all the wrong things which make women run away from you? You seem like an intelligent man so I don’t think that is the problem. Why won’t women give it up to you?
There’s only one thing left that would convince a woman not to have sex with you. Pull down your trousers. Go on. Don’t be shy. That’s it. Unzip and drop those pants. Well, our little mystery has been solved. No wonder you’re still a virgin! You dick is about half the size of my little pinkie finger! Unfortunately, I can’t help you get laid because you’re a worthless fuck. Even if there WAS a woman willing to sacrifice her dignity and have sex with you, you would still be a virgin. Losing your virginity means you would have penetrated a woman’s vagina with your penis and that’s just not possible with the tiny microscopic dick you have. Even if you managed to reach her pussy, your cock is so small and thin, that you wouldn’t be able to feel the walls of her cunt around your little dick. Therefore, no penetration is in action.
Sorry to tell you this, but having such a tiny pecker means you’ll remain a virgin for eternity. There isn’t a woman alive who would let you touch her pussy if you can’t satisfy her. So if you want to blow your load, you’ll have to call our little dick humiliation phone sex lines. You won’t be able to stroke your cock because there’s nothing to grab on to, but you can rub your finger along your man clit and cum pretty hard while you hear how much of a worthless fuck you really are. Be prepared to hear plenty of laughing at your little dick to.
