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You’re Not a Grower or a Shower-Small Dick Humiliation

A month ago, our office secretary, a cute young busty thing, was chatting with one of our veteran mistresses the other day about Spam. “Every day my email is flooded with ads for pills to make a guy’s dick bigger. I just can’t imagine that anyone would buy that bullshit.” The mistress started laughing. “Honey, you have no fucking idea how many men out there have tiny pricks. So tiny, that they’ll do anything and I mean anything to make their pimple penis grow even a centimeter.”
“How sad and pathetic!” said the secretary, “I have always been a size queen myself. In fact, if a guy is less than 7 inches, I won’t even acknowledge his existence!”
“Amen!” agreed the Mistress. “So many guys call our lines who have little pricks! It’s really fucking hilarious. Just me laughing at their lack of cock gets their baby sized penises twitching. Seriously, these men are hung like fleas!”
“You know what,” laughed the secretary, “If one of those dudes showed me his minuscule dick, I’d not only laugh at him I’d spit on it! I would tell him that he’s a loser, not worthy of any female’s attention. I mean how’d he expect to give a woman pleasure when his dick size is negative! I’d take out my ruler and make him measure it, when he announced how small it was I’d take that ruler and whack his little flap of a penis with it!”
Needless to say, our large cock loving secretary is now one of our phone sex mistresses! Call now Mr.Baby Cock!

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