There are many definitions and interpretations of what makes a man a douche bag. It could be a his wardrobe–think “Jersey Shore”-overly orange spray tan, wax brows, juiced muscles and the gratuitous tattoo themed tee-shirt or it can be more of a conservative douche bag look-popped color, sun visor, and bottle of date rape pills.

But we think being a complete douche bag has less to do with with outside appearances and more so with your attitude and sorry ass personality. The realm of douches, losers, posers, and assholes  tend to overlap. You, for instance, are a complete douche bag loser. You think you’re the shit, you are a cocky son of a bitch, but our bitchy phone sex girls know the truth about you. We know that under that “I get all the pussy” act is really a guy with a small dick . Yes, a thimble size cock who disguises it with a big mouth and guyliner.

The only chicks you’re bagging, loser, are ones that are fried in secret seasoning. The only pussy you’re getting is one that is inflatable.  In fact, Mr.Douche, you are the reason why they sell penis enlargement pills and hairspray for men.

It’s about time someone knocked you off the pedestal you built for yourself, and our phone sex humiliatrixes are the ones to do it. These sexy ladies have viper tongues and the capacity to make you cry, and admit you are a douche. By the way, did you know an enema bag and a douche bag are the same thing? Perfect for assholes like you!

It’s high time someone called you on your bullshit and used a nozzle to do it!

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