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You Know You Have a Small Penis When…

Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”

1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.

2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.

3. Are you one of those pygmies?

4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

5. Let me know when you’re done.

6. (giggle and point)

7. Oh no, a flash headache.

8. My last boyfriend was 6″ bigger.

9. I think I’ll take a rain check

10. I just remembered I left my oven on.

You can avoid these humiliating scenarios by letting some of our phone sex humiliatrixes giggle at your pathetic small cock, and even get into some role play, like adult baby, forced bisexuality, or cuckolding. It’s all up to you, and we enjoy a good laugh either way. Call one of our girls now for some little dick humiliation phone sex! At least you know we’ll have fun!

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