Give yourself one point for each of the following terms you’ve heard used to describe your sexual equipment:
baby, bitty, dainty, diminutive, dinky, dwarf, humble, inadequate, inconsequential, inconsiderable, ineffectual, inferior, insignificant, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minor, minute, modest, narrow, negligible, paltry, petite, petty, picayune, piddling, pint-size, pitiful, pocket-sized, puny, pygmy, runty, scanty, short, shrimp, skimpy, slight, small, small potatoes, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, tiny, trifling, trivial, undersized, wee
Click now to calculate your score:
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