So far I’m not impressed, but go ahead and stroke your cock for a few minutes to get your dick hard. What…it’s hard already? You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, I don’t even need a ruler to see you don’t measure up and your dick isn’t worth a shit. I’m going to find out your cock size anyway because I really want to see the number. Let’s see how many inches you have or don’t have in your case.
Wow! This is unbelievable. I just measured your dick and it doesn’t even reach the four inch mark! That means your tiny dick is pretty much useless. Are you aware that there are toddlers out there with a bigger penis than you? You’re a grown man carrying a child’s dick between your legs. How embarrassing for you. No wonder I never see you with a woman. What woman in her right mind would have anything to do with you and your little loser pecker?
You know what? Humiliation phone sex gets so much worse for you when you try to be something you’re not. I’ll be sure to put you in your place and let you know you’re nothing but a tiny dick loser. Go buy some penis enlargement pills and hope for the best because the only way you can know what a real cock feels like is to grow a few more inches on that pindick of yours.