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Dear Humiliatrix: Why Do Women Always Reject Me

Dear Humiliatrix:

I’m not an unattractive guy, but I do have kind of a little dick. All the things I hear, (size matters, women love a huge cock,) I think reduces my confidence. How do I approach women confidently?

Yours Truly;

Bashful in Birmingham

Bib,

It’s well known that men don’t choose women. Women choose men. More and more, the evidence is mounting that they use pheromones to choose their mates, as well as looking for healthly and virile traits. If you’ve got a little dick, it’s likely your hormones are out of whack. Women know this and can smell it, and are unconsciously repulsed by it. We girls can smell a stud from a mile away. Conversely, if you aren’t packing it where it counts, we’re going to know.

Bottom line – you’re never going to get laid. I suggest a stack of pornography and a fleshlight.

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