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Dear Humiliatrix: How Small Qualifies As “Too Small”?

We recently received this inquiry regarding little dick humiliation phone sex in our inbox, and, of course, considered it worthy of humiliatrix publication.

Dear Humiliatrix,

I often find myself asking myself wondering “Do I have a small penis??” It is not an everyday occurrence, but more a monthly thought that occurs when I catch myself pulling a pecker peek at the urinal. With that in mind I ask you this: How small is ‘Too Small’?

-Pecker Peeker

P.S. I figure people who do little dick humiliation phone sex would be experts in the field- so please be honest!

Well, pecker peeker, we kind of think you’re kind of a fag if you’re doing checks at the urinal, even if you give it a cutesy term. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, etc.

Now that we have that out of the way, we can address your true little dick loser question. You didn’t write a little dick humiliation phone sex site because you’re confident in your manhood, so we’re going to go out on a limb and say YOUR size is too small.

Why? Well, we’ve found that most men who have insecurities to the point of placing little dick humiliation phone sex calls are spot on in their self evaluation regarding their tiny penis. It’s just the HONEST truth.

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