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You can’t sleep, you’re up late at night you have 1000 channels of infomercials to watch, and the one that catches your eye involves a group of hot chicks and numerous testimonies (make that teste-monies) about how their product will enhance your manhood, you know make that minuscule cock become at least normal size. You pull out your credit card and call our girls for phone sex humiliation, because that shit does not work, your small penis is not going to get any bigger from that TV shit.

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