What’s with all the douchebag these days.?They’re multiplying like cockroaches in a Chinese restaurant. Everywhere we go there is some guy with his hair gelled into submission, spray tanned, wearing a gold dragon shirt, donning more gold chains than Mr. T suffering from extreme delusions of grandeur. Yeah these dudes think their the shit, in fact their quite the opposite. Supreme douchebags who just love to think that they’re God’s gift to women,when in fact all that peacocking is hiding a little cock.
Our phone humiliatrixes just love when one of these bridge and tunnel trash call up, always under the guise of getting our girls off. But our chicks are savvy, they know under all the cologne and macho bravado is usually a bottom boy who will switch from talking about tits to getting their asses reamed in two seconds flat.
So if you’re one of those nouveau, disco, trash guys pumping his fist in the air gloating over girls with tits of Tupperware, when you call one of our phone humiliatrixes, be prepared baby, they’re going to give you the lesson you deserve. It might be strap-on play, ass-fisting, small-penis humiliation–we were going to say forced feminization, but you fuckers already wax your brows and nutsac. Beware douchey boys, we know you’re out there!
