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Little Dick Humiliation: You Call That A Penis?

When the pubic fat pad begins to accumulate adipose tissue, it pushes forward, engulfing the penis. This lends it the “little dick” appearance that makes girls laugh so hard. When adipose tissue accumulates in the body, it quickly converts testosterone to estrogen, inhibiting the HPG axis and lowering overall testosterone levels resulting in impotence. This lends it the “little dick” appearance that makes women laugh so hard. As adipose and other lipids accumulate in the body, they adhere to the inner walls of blood vessles, particularly those in the erectile tissue which are critical for maintaining an erection. This causes ladies to laugh at the flaccid sea cucumber between your legs. As adipose tissue shifts the hormonal equilibrium towards estrogen, the hypothalamus secrets much less follicle stimulating hormone, causing the testicles to atrophy, resulting in squishy balls and the appearance of an empty scrotum. This causes your date to laugh at your shriveled balls.

This is all without mentioning the fact that you’re fat. So, you either get your life under some semblance of control, or contact our phone sex girls via phone, who unlike 99% of women you encounter, will actually appreciate you have the body of a walrus and the penis of an insect. Given your options, and the abysmal state of your health and biochemistry, it’s the best option available to you which doesn’t require years of dieting.

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