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Dear Humiliatrix: Please Help! I Have A Micropenis

Humiliation At Its Best

Tiny Dicks Get No Pussy


Sometimes I wonder what goes on in a man’s head to think it’s okay to flash his dirty laundry out for all to read. Well, since he did, I might as well share this letter with all of my loyal readers so you can have a laugh with me.

Dear Humiliatrix:

Please help! I have a micropenis. At least that’s what I’ve been told. I don’t even like to date because of it. When it comes time for me to have sex with a woman for the first time, I get so scared that she’s going to laugh at it. Sometimes I don’t even bother. I break up with her before things get intimate so I don’t have to hear the chuckles when I show her my miniature wiener. I don’t want to listen to her humiliate me while I put my clothes back on. I’ve been kicked out of so many women’s apartments that I have a permanent impression of a doorknob on my ass. Is a 4 inch dick really that bad? Surely there are women out there who wouldn’t mind having sex with a man that has a small cock. Can you help me find these little dick lovers? I’m starting to think I’m not a real man.
-Sincerely, Pitiful Pecker

Dear Pitiful Pecker,

Your dick is 4 inches? What a fucking loser! You’re right. You’re not a real man and you should have come to this realization a long time ago. If you’re looking for someone to tell you it’s okay to have a small cock, you’ve come to the wrong damn place. Nobody wants that shit. I sure as fuck don’t and it will be a cold day in hell when you find a woman who claims to love a tiny penis.

I’m sure at the present moment you are a single “man”. In the future, if you happen to find a girlfriend, here is what you should do to make sure she’s pleased in bed. If you want your woman to cum, you’ll have to fuck her with another man’s dick. Confused? Let me spell it out.

Go out and find a real man with a big thick cock. Get him hard and tell your girl to get naked. Grab his hard as steel dick and jam it up into your girlfriend’s wet pussy. I guarantee she won’t be laughing after that. She will be having a huge screaming orgasm and it’s all thanks to you. Here’s one more piece of advice. Keep your micropenis in your pants. No one wants to see it.
-Humiliatrix: Fan Of Big Dick

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