Getting Hubby Ready For BBC
I needed a good laugh and I found one when I picked up the first envelope out of the stack of advice column letters on my desk. You won’t believe this one.
Dear Humiliatrix,
My wife and I have been practicing the cuckold lifestyle for years now. I’m content with knowing she gets her pleasure from a man who can handle the situation because my cock is only 3 inches long. She has been slutting it up with her diving instructor who has a 10 inch dick. Lately, she’s wanted to take it further. It’s not enough that I have to watch her get fucked by a big black cock in my house, in my bedroom, and in my bed. She’s letting him take over everything…including me. Now my wife says her big dicked lover wants a piece of my ass! I’m not gay or bisexual! My asshole is as tight as a snare drum and a big black cock will tear my little hole apart. He suggested that she fucks me with her strap on to loosen me up a bit, but I’m scared. I’m not some sort of bisexual cuckold! What am I supposed to do?
-Sincerely, Tight Ass
Dear Tight Ass,
Okay, I’m just going to be blunt. Quit being such a pussy and let your wife’s BBC lover pop your anal cherry. You better be glad she’s offering to loosen you up by fucking you with her strap on first. Think of the alternative. We already know her lover has a big dick, but I’m pretty sure with Mr. BBC being a diving instructor, he also has some pretty big muscles. Keep running away from him and he might just take what he wants and give you forced anal. That’s right. BBC will eventually rape your ass. So it’s best if you give it up to him willingly.
Here’s some advice. If you’re too much of a wuss to have your wife use her strap on, go to the local drug store and buy some lube or Vaseline. Put a glob of it around your asshole and practice fucking your tight ass with a regular dildo. That’ll loosen things up a bit. Then the next time your wife’s lover comes over, surprise him. Get on the bed in the doggy style position and attach a big red bow around your ass. I think he’ll like that little present. Brace yourself cuckold.
-Laughing Hysterically…Humiliatrix
