You're Being Cuckolded, Fool
Dear Humiliatrix:
I just found out that my wife is cheating on me. What the hell is she thinking? I’m too good of a catch to be cheated on. I give that bitch everything she wants and she has the nerve to bring another man home to fuck in my house. I’m not sure where they had sex, but I sure hope it wasn’t in my bedroom. That’s a sacred place for our intimate relationship, not a place where she can give her pussy away to just anybody. How can I get my wife to stop cheating on me and take our marriage seriously?
-Sincerely, Totally Bummed
Dear Totally Bummed:
It’s not the marriage your wife isn’t taking seriously. It’s your dick. Obviously you can’t be that great of a catch if your slut wife is whoring it up around town. Oh that’s right. She’s not going out to cheat on you. She’s bringing them back to your house. That should show you how much respect she has for your loser ass.
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for you. I suggest you join the rest of the little dick losers that are being cuckolded by their wives and try to find a way you can support her. By the way, if you don’t know if she’s fucking her lover in your bed go and purchase a black light. Cum stains show up real good that way and no doubt you will find a whole bunch of jizz on your side of the bed. You’ll know the spunk didn’t come from your dick. First of all, you can’t produce a load of cum that large and secondly, when is the last time your wife gave you any pussy? That’s what I thought. I’m sure your question has just been answered. Thanks for sending in your letter. I’ll make sure to send your local paper a copy so everyone in town will know how much of a pathetic fuck you are.
-Humiliatrix With No Sympathy For Losers
