No You May NOT Cum
The advice letters that come into my office keeps getting more pathetic as the days go by. As I pick up a random envelope from the stack of ridiculous pleas, I cringe to open and read what it says.
Dear Humiliatrix,
My wife caught me in an act of inappropriate masturbation and she now she won’t let me jerk off. It’s been 17 days since I was allowed to cum and my wife seems to have no plans of giving me permission. I’m trying so hard not to jerk off, but my balls are in pain! I’m holding so much cum in my balls right now, I’m starting to walk funny. It looks like I have a mild case of elephantitis and my co-workers are starting to wonder what is wrong with me. You see, I’m a police officer and you can clearly see my huge cum filled balls bouncing off one thigh to the other when I run after bad guys. It’s bad enough that my wife gets a few chuckles from all this, but now the criminals are laughing at me too. I need help. Please answer as quickly as you can.
– Wanna Ejaculate
Dear Non Ejaculator,
I don’t see what the problem is. Your wife gave you a direct order. Follow it. She knows what’s best for you so if she wanted you to cum, you would have been jerking off instead of wasting your ink on the advice letter you wrote me. I can’t help you. It’s not like I’m going to go behind your wife’s back and give you permission to blow your load. Obviously, she has plans for you. As far as the criminals at work go, make sure you catch them and lock them up tight. They are probably the kind of guys your wife likes to fuck behind your back while you’re stuck in a world of strict cum denial.
– Humiliatrix
P.S. Give a high five to your wife from a fellow cock controller.
