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Dear Humiliatrix:
I just got married about 6 months ago, but things are seriously not working out with me and my new wife. We have a problem being intimate in the bedroom. Actually, it’s just me. My wife wants me to eat her pussy and I don’t have the desire to do it. She gets frustrated and that makes me frustrated so we end up lying in bed and falling asleep with our backs to each other.
During the day, every time my wife goes to kiss me, I fight to keep from turning my head or pulling away from her. What is wrong with me? My wife thinks I may be gay. I’m not so sure. I have to know Humiliatrix. Do you think I like guys? How can I tell if I’m a faggot or not?
Sincerely, Completely Confused
Dear Confused As Fuck:
If you’re not diving into your wife’s pussy after only 6 months of marriage, you must be a fag. Just to be sure you’re into guys, answer these simple questions. Do you like the feeling of a huge dick sliding in and out of your mouth? Have you ever blown your load while jerking off and thinking about a monster cock pounding your tight asshole? Does the thought of dressing in pretty pink lingerie make your dick hard? If you answered “Yes” to any of those questions, you my dear are a faggot. Now come on out of the closet and wave your fag flag to all the hot guys in the neighborhood. Find some cock to have fun with.
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Sincerely, Humiliatrix
