I’m going to say this to our clientèle frankly and sincerely. You disgust the public at large, and what’s worse, you disgust our phone sex humiliation girls. What’s worse is that you seem to openly flaunt some of your worst attributes. It’s different for each and every one of you – some of you are painfully awkward, others are stupid, ugly, and most of you are obvious perverts. Yet for some unascertainable reason, you actually decide to do things to the detriment of others. Things like going outside the clammy interior of that shithole you’ve made into a living quarters.

Save the good citizens of where ever the hell you reside the burden of looking at you, and do this; pick up the phone and ask for your favorite humiliatrix. She’ll give you that sense of irrevocable shame you seem to crave and in the process keep you from ruining the days of scores of people you’d otherwise be near.